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| This is your baby on drugs. | Why don't we have a screen this big? |
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| Soon, I'll be able to do this alone. | I know the key goes in here somewhere. |
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| Why do I put up with these indignities? | Whassup? |
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| I want a ride in the backpack again. | This is how I balance at the very edge of the slide. |
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| I know Dad's keys are here somewhere. | Now that my warpaint is done, I'm gonna kick some butt! |